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Kayak Journal
Kayak Journal
Thursday, November 19th, 2009. Last Halloween.
One of the many advantages of a first responder course: To kiss the distorted, twisted, monsterous, warm lips of medical manikins.
Repulsive.
Sunday, November 15th, 2009. The deluge.
Three weeks ago, adverse fate broke the Valley Anas Acuta of Hans Heupink while surfing in Castricum. The hull was cleanly severed a few inches after the pressure line behind the cockpit’s bulkwark with its light blue deck lines clinging the Kevlar-carbon kayak together as shown by the photo above. I suspect the author to be unknown as would I have been Hans, I would had been cuddling in the wet sand muttering agonized death throes.
As it was, a mere few month ago, I would had rushed with a tortured furrowed brow to my Ming liquor cabinet to sniff a few whiffs of invigorating distilled spirits.
That was then. Now truth is that it hurted me to have missed the cataclysm: I would have had Hans double wrapped in survival bags and duct taped like a fajita in no time, assess dangers in the area, clear and maintain an open airway, hold the head in a spine hold, have a preliminary survery, assess pupils size and reaction, monitor level of consciousness and vitals signs every 15 minutes, nominate a team leader, record grid reference, make out a plan of action, arrange for evacuation, go through a secondary survey, ask for past medical history, allergies, last intakes and medications, ask for onset, palliation, quality, severity, changes over time, radiation and description of any pain, prop up a bothy bag to fight hypothermia, hydrate and shelter Hans from the elements.
The Wemsi First Responder course was great, by the way.
Sunday, November 8th, 2009. TAKS 2009.
The last Traditional Arctic Kayak Symposium organized by John Petersen was held from October 16th to 19th at the William Randolph Hearst State Beach, San Simeon State Park, California.Taks is not only for true traditionalist. In fact, it is open to every kayak romantic, and this year Jen Kleck attended the event, and as the Hearst Castle overlooked San Simeon above the ocean, Wolfgang Brinck -the author of The Aleutian Kayak: Origins, Construction, and Use of the Traditional Seagoing Baidarka- made his appearance dressed with a traditional gut parka -it has its own name but the subject is to sacred to allow errors in spelling-, and donning a conical wooden hat with a long billed visor. One could only expect to see an orthodox Patriarch in his trail followed by robed deacons holding raised banners, but things were kept simple.
A gentleman and a scholar of whom Mark Sanders shot these wonderful photos in the dumping surf of Hearst State Beach.
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009. Just a few more days to go now.
After a count-down of over thirty days, the release of the new website of Valley Sea Kayaks has been delayed for two days: I am already barking like a righteous terrier hoping to chew Valley down into submission.
I shall be flapping like an excited seal as soon as it is on.
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009. Emergency Wilderness.
Off in a few hours to the serene vistas of the majestic Cairngorms, where if looked from Aviemore the granite screes of Lairig Ghru and Braeriach glow on clear evenings, a warm red in the sun.
To make the most of the First Responder course, everything is scheduled at the end of the British Summer Time so students may enjoy first snows as they play doctor in night scenarios of Zombie Apocalypse.
They won’t caught me unaware. I have packed warm.
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009. Gordon Brown's DVD in Spanish.
In January 2010, a written translation of Gordon Brown’s Dvd into Spanish will be available as a download. The translation will follow the menu structure of the production: Both a journey and a coaching transcription will be made.
Simon Willis has already send me the script files of his voice-over narration and comments which being succinct, keep the attention of viewers in the filmed action.
The transcription of the voices of Gordon Brown and every paddler that made the journey will ask for a little more work but their crystal clear Scottish accent will make things as easy as they can be.
The idea of a Spanish translation was prompted by the interests shown by many Spanish paddlers who due to a distinguishing national trait, regard the English language as an unsurmountable obstacle. Pause. Let us remember an exasperated Basil Fawlty and ponder on the challenge faced by these viewers.
On the other hand, Simon has proved again a man of adventure: His first choice of translator is for a man who is known for being undecipherable in three languages.
Monday, October 12th, 2009. Terra Nova Superlite bothy bags.
Whether in a thrilling turn of events, the harsh weather has you marooned on a remote coast, or the cold, high winds and rain threatens to spoil your landing for lunch, a bothy bag - I am partial to the name of clan tent - may be an opportune bastion of privilege where sheltered from the elements, you may find immediate relief to change into dry clothes, sip tea from your flask as you purr with content, able to consult your chart or listen on the longwave to the serene murmurs of the shipping forecast.
The new Superlite Terra Nova bothy bags allows for you and three other inquilines to sit out any glorious quirk of Scottish weather, with a very reduced weight of 325 grams and a pack size of 24 by 1 centimeters, that will compress even further.
Terra Nova has removed the pole sockets and regretfully, the windows that in heavier bags grants users to monitor how the weather turns from dreich to halcyon.
For a mere £80.00.
Sunday, October 4th, 2009. Gordon Brown DVD trailers.
At the same time that their first instructional DVD Sea Kayak with Gordon Brown can be pre-ordered before their official release of the PAL version for Europe on November 1st, 2009, Sunart Media has made available the main trailer and three other short films.
Simon Willis, the producer who filmed the journey and every on-water scenes from the bow cockpit of a Valley Aleut Sea II double kayak, conveys perfectly well the cordial atmosphere of a training under Gordon Brown. in the film Gordon lead as a genial host, a group of paddlers through the immortal glories of Western Skye as they are coached in the skills as the environment varies. The enthusiasm of Simon is not only genuine, but a delight to watch since mine follows and mirrors his: It is now five years since I was engaged to all of it reading an article written by Simon on his and Liz’s first training in Skye.
The press release of the DVD says that it comprises eight coaching sessions to beginner and intermediate kayakers, starting from the fundamentals, through forward paddling, turning and steering, and into rough water and tidal races. I found this to be somewhat deceptive as even very advanced kayakers would benefit both from the superb coaching and performance skills.
To everyone who might be weighing on the benefits of taking up kayak training, the DVD renders how exalting is to be shown and taught how a sea kayak can perform a tigh turn with such a smooth grace. For those who doubt what is the use of some advanced strokes, the film shows well why. For those that are yet to discover the exhilarating freedom that kayaking might bring, the scene where Gordon sings in rich bass tones a Jacobite rebel song deep inside a sea cave will illustrate for years, better than words can do, what we struggle to explain to friends and family.
As Douglas Wilcox noted in an excellent review, the quality of sound is amazing even in the rough weather sequences. As I have written before, listening to Simon speak resembles very much to waking up with a switched on TV set tuned to the BBC and being softly conducted through the rich and distinct patterns of a phonetic chart of modern English. Having said so, the charm lies in the Scottish English spoken by Gordon with all its crisp vowel sounds and implied camaraderie, but after all, he is just singing in the most fluent an melodious of tongues.
Saturday, October 3rd, 2009. Larry Gray.
Watch Larry Gray who in the company of Earl de Blonville, Giorgio Pompei and Graeme Joy made the first Australian Arctic Expedition that arrived at Ammassalik to retrace the 1931 open boat voyage of the English Polar explorer Gino Watkins, skinning down to the fiberglass perfectly sound Pittarak kayaks over rock ledges and through gauntlets. All with happy, Australian abandonment.
The common agreement in Australia is that Gray is a great bloke and the kind of paddler who everybody wants around when th¡ngs turn awry, perhaps horribly wrong
Gray has paddled in Tasmania, South Georgia, Papua-New Guinea, under his belt several crossing of the Bass Straits, a Torres Strait crossing, the Sydney to Hobart expedition, and 4,500 kilometres from the northern Victorian coast all the way up the eastern seaboard, past Brisbane, Townsville and Cairns, making a left turn at the tip of Cape York into the Torres Strait, until he ended up on Thursday Island.
Sunday, September 20th, 2009. The British Pathé.
Astoundingly, the lottery founded British Pathé newsreel archives is absolutely packed with small clips of old newsreels showing kayaking footage. Here, moving shots of Greenland Inuits rolling in their kayaks. You might find that the candor of the corny comments (Those crazy Eskimos!) are worth by themselves.
There are also shots taken from on board the schooner Morrissey of an Eskimo man demonstrating how he can roll his kayak. Captain Bartlett who explains for the benefit of the audience that Eskimos are very primitive, remarks how it is an easy way to wash your face.
Simply type the word canoe.











