Wednesday, October 12th, 2005. How to survive a shark attack.
1.- Do not swim in the ocean. Ninety nine percent of all shark attacks take place in exceptionally large bodies of water also known as oceans. Avoid them strictly. The way to determine if you are currently in an ocean is to taste the water which should be salty.
2.- Listen out for the music. In the event that you are carefree enough to recreate yourself in an ocean, carefully give ear to the music. As demonstrated in the marvellous documentary film "Jaws", all shark attacks are preceded by low, grave chords, which will gradually become more rapid as the shark gets closer. This seems to be due to the Doppler effect.
3.- Swim with robust people. Try to surround yourself with more palatable companions as this will definitely improve your odds. If possible, trade surreptitiously your friend’s suntan lotion for salmon patè.
4.- Do not ever panic. In the event that a shark actually bites you, make a point of remaining calm. Every educated person on the beach will appreciate you for not shrieking madly, as this is quite unsettling.













Reader Comments (3)
Hmm. Well, no, I do not take the images myself. I usually retrieve the images from the public domain. If I am not sure of it, I try always to acknowledge the author. Being a non-commercial website, I understand the retrieval is legit.
By the way, congratulations on your own blog and your wife's pregnancy.
Ignacio Wenley Palacios
Your eye for a good photo is very fine. I think that "fair use" covers the inclusion of those photos in your blog. I copy images from places from time to time, and like you credit where I can. I have some of my own photos on my blog too, usually the crappy ones :-)