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Wednesday, July 18th, 2007. Incognito.

Cary%20Grant%20and%20Priscilla%20Lane%20in%20Arsenic%20and%20Lace.jpgTo make the most of my next visit to the Misty Isle, I have booked a week of training in England with a comprehensive incident management course. As far as I know, this goes like this: You let grow your facial hair and then, go through to a range of incidents as you are taught to handle them, landing in precipitous foreshores included.
I do not want to spoil the ending for you, but Wenley makes a clean getaway in splendid control of himself, and it all ends happily.
There is of course, an alternate outcome: He caroms off the cliffs in a wild carambole, springing back into a gutter where he is kicked again by violent swells onto the bluffs from where he departs not to be seen again, leaving just dirty red blotches. Worst of all: As it all happens, the coaches keep an embarrassed silence.
This time I have chosen to travel incognito. Probably, I’d wear false whiskers or a hat of some kind and allege to be a visiting professor of Liberal Studies. Add a little senile drunkenness and I might pretend to pass as your average Cambridge don.

Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 at 08:38PM by Registered Commenter[Ignacio Wenley Palacios] in | CommentsPost a Comment

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