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Monday, August 30th, 2010. Kayak Simulator.

The sheer idea of a personal backyard WaveMaster™ Kayak Simulator… My God…the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.
What better way to intimidate a wife by a supreme display of manly confidence?
Considering that the promotional video only shows the smallest model of this wondrous mechanical contrivance , I would be inclined to order to Ocean Innovations LLC the largest of models, one that makes very large waves to better simulate realistic conditions of surf during take off, and white water on the return.
Horror and moral terror are your friends: Before placing the order, suggest to your wife splitting some of the domestic expenses. Leave the energy and water bills on her side. They will be disturbing.
Posted on Monday, August 30, 2010 at 01:03AM by Registered Commenter[Ignacio Wenley Palacios] in , | Comments2 Comments

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Hey! I'm a wife and I want one! :-)
September 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKayaker
A perfect sweetheart then, Alisa. :)
September 8, 2010 | Registered Commenter[Ignacio Wenley Palacios]

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